Are you serious? They managed to bottle vagina? Alright folks, the human species has officially seen everything; we can all pack up and go!
http://www.smellmeand.com
Well, maybe not everyone would pack up and go.. I suppose there must be a market for this type of “organic substance.” I mean, when you create a site with some nude women selling a product called VULVA, you’re likely to get some guys intrigued.. at least enough for one guy to write about it. I guess their marketing tactic is working, shame on me.
smellmeand.com - this is where vulva comes from
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Written by: Isosceles Kramer
People, Products erotic, exotic, odor, smell, smellmeand, smellmeandcom, vagina, vulva
What is it about rain that brings out the retard in people? Whenever it rains, there is pandemonium out on the roads and it is almost laughable to an extent. This morning, for example, was a shit show out here on the mean streets of San Jose. The street (or highway) in this case is Highway 85.
What phrase do we hear most often when rain begins? “Be careful, first rain, the roads are extra slippery!” You think this would sink in and permeate into a person’s brain. It has for me. But that never seems to be the case, especially not this morning. Eight (8) fuckin car crashes/fender benders. This is NOT an exaggeration. I know stop and go traffic is a pain in the ass and at any moment our attention can be diverted leading to a fender-bender, but seriously, eight? However, these accidents aren’t always random occurrences. I paid close attention and there was a common denominator to these accidents that I observed; Asians and/or Women.
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Written by: zoltan!
People, Situations asian, blindness, female, shitty, tits
Walmart Bingo
Has anyone ever stepped into a Walmart and really felt like you’d like to hang around and take your time in there? I didn’t think so. Don’t get me wrong, Walmart has some unbeatable prices on some key life items (toothpaste, diapers, deodorant, etc.). It just seems like when you pay less for a given item, you end up paying more in the long run because you get traumatized by the site of a deformed/demented human-like creature.
Next time you visit a Walmart, either wear some really really dark glasses so you don’t have to witness these mistakes of humanity, or bring this bingo card with you and see if you can “win”. Enjoy.
Written by: Emotionless
People, Places cheap, gross, smelly, ugly, walmart
We have all been placed with this dilemma, you go out to a restaurant and after your meal you are puzzled at the large and obnoxious mess
and think to your self “Should I clean this?!”. The quick answer is No, and I’ll explain why. To some this may be a wrong thing to do, an immoral thing to do, or simply just rude. But to the trained eye this is simply a way of guaranteeing someone’s job. The establishment has hired a set number of employees to assist in its daily needs of doing business, if for some reason now we cut the tasks of this business i.e. clean up after our selves, then this poor person will be cut loose in no time seeing that there is no work for them to do.
This is why I say do not clean up, and leave a little something for establishments workers to do, this will not sit well with the worker but understand that you are working on a Macro level rather than their Micro level and they will never thank you, the only thanks you will ever receive is in your own heart. Upon returning to the establishment and seeing the same face working time and time again you will know you have aided in his retention at the company. This is something they will never comprehend and will only resent you, but you and the manager know that without your mess that worker would be another burden on the states unemployment fund. So I would like to end on this note, please aid in our economic revitalization and job retention program and make a mess, a big one, next time you eat; not for you but for that poor workers job security. Without all of us doing our part we will never get out of this economic mess which we are in.
Written by: Professor Leoni
Ideologies, People, Places, Situations economy, morals, trash
Some of us aren’t old enough to remember this, but there was a time when you could wear some article of clothing that had the Gucci, Burberry or Louis Vuitton pattern on it and not be considered ghetto, flashy, drug dealer, rapper, etc. Also, there was a time when people wouldn’t question the legitimacy of your clothing because there were no disgusting fake-stuff street vendors trying to sell you crappy look-a-likes.
Now, whenever I walk into a store with a well known pattern, I can’t buy anything with the pattern on it. Frankly, I can’t even get near the products because there’s usually some flashy retards surrounding and drooling over them. If they could actually afford the real stuff, they wouldn’t spend so much time in the store just looking at things. They’d buy. Some of these people take the whole pattern=”i’m cool” thing to an extreme and put it all over their cars, shoes, house, hair, dog, etc. Some picture example are below.
Written by: Emotionless
People, Situations annoying, brands, burberry, fendi, flashy, ghetto, gucci, louis vuitton, rapper
How do you like your pussy?
Written by: C+
Ideologies cat, pussy
Who the hell thinks that other people want to remember you during the holiday season with some tacky holiday picture? I mean come on people what would drive you to even take such a picture and then mail it to everyone you know?! RIDICULOUS. I know it is hard times but the last thing you want during these hard times is for your inner-circle to be laughing at you behind your back. We know you love your family, we know you love your loved ones, but when did this love warrant for these absurd photos/cards? No one likes them, as much as you don’t like getting them from others. They equally don’t like the ones YOU send out either! It’s a two-way street. Hopefully this will deter those of you who had the notion or even an ounce of thought of committing such a ridiculous act this holiday season. Save yourself the embarrassment and just keep those photos for yourself. One day you will look back on them and thank yourself for NOT sending those pictures out!
Written by: Professor Leoni
People, Situations annoying, cards, christmas, holidays, People
icanhazfastcar?
I consider myself a matured driver. I’ve been there, done the racing, been arrested… Whatever. So needless to say, I’m over it. I drive a relatively fast car every day to and from work, around town and all over the place. There is one thing that will remain a constant until they abolish the Honda Civic… The ricer that wants to race you no matter how many other people there are on the road. The following are examples of scenarios you may have experienced that might make you want to carry around a 9mm in the center console (to shoot out tires, of course):
Scenario A: You’re driving on the freeway coming home from work when some kid in a slow ass honda civic with a spoiler bigger than your momma’s dinner table rolls up and instead of passing like a normal human being, slows to exactly your speed and while in a high gear keeps pulling back and forth like he’s fast or something. I think its safe to say that this sort of inuendo is asking for a race.
Response: Ignoring… Ignoring… Ignoring… Fuck why isn’t he leaving me alone… Ignoring… Jesus h… Ignoring. Please exit… Gah damnit… Ignoring… Roll down window… 9MM SHOT TO THE TIRE SPINOUT THEY DIE.
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Written by: The Face
Situations annoying, racing, rice rockets, slow cars
We’ve all run into this problem when we are out an about for a night of fun, in search of the poon at a party or a bar/club. You meet a group of girls and theres usually one really attractive girl, one or two decent girls, and the fat/ugly girl. Your conversation and vibe will go great with the attractive girl, setting up the rest of your group of friends to approach and court the decent girls, who will suffice for the nights end. This is where trouble starts, as the girl incapable of maintaining a standard level of control (obviously why she is overweight) starts to get in the way of progressing with the suitable females, verbally and physically. A great idea for a start-up would be to start manufacturing portable tranquilizers, that can harmlessly sedate Shamoo, as you can carry on and close your new opportunity.
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Written by: C+
People, Situations bars, club, fat, girls, party
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